Go After the Car

When you turn 16 you get to drive the car. And then what do you do with it?
You get asked to dances with it!



There are several different things you can do to this poor, unsuspecting vehicle such as egging, heart attack, cookies, post-it notes, window paint, etc. etc.

Let's start with egging and heart attack.

What you will need to do this:
Construction paper (various colors depending on what you want to accomplish)
Tape
Sharpie
Scissors

For an Egging you will need white and yellow paper (obviously) and you just cut out squiggle shapes for the white and yellow circles for the yoke.  Using your handy sharpie, you can add smiles, words, etc etc there's a lot of things that you can do with this. Your eggs should look like this only made out of paper. Don't use real eggs please. They take off the paint and it's incredible rude. And he or she will tell you NO. And if they found out you got the idea from me I'd be in big trouble. So just don't do it, 'kay?


For a Heart Attack you will need a bunch of red and pink paper. Draw hearts on them and cut them out etc etc. Put little hearts all over the body of the car and then put one really big one on the windshield that says something to the effect of "I'd love it if you'd go to the dance with me" or something cheesy like that.

A few ideas of what you could do include:
Cookies (Paper or halved Oreos) (I'll give you a cookie if you go to the dance with me)
Post-it Notes  (Make a note and go to the dance with me)
Balloons (make their car look like Up or fill the inside)
Measles (I'd be sick if I couldn't go to the dance with you)
Window Paint (Write whatever your little heart desires)
Dominoes (If you have a car just put the same number of dots on the hoods of your cars and then make them find it)
Smileys (Make me smile by going to the dance with me)
Sports balls (We'll have a ball at the dance)
News Paper (give me some good news and say you'll go to the dance with me)
Gift wrap (It'd be the best present ever if you'd go to the dance with me)
Plastic wrap (It's clear we should go to the dance together)
Super hero car (Pick a hero lol ex. Superman "It'd be super if you'd go to the dance with me")
Alphabet letters (Unscramble the letters)
Targets (I'm aiming to have you as my date)
Spots (I'd love to spot you at the dance with me)
Music notes (It would be music to my ears if you'd go to the dance with me)

Seasonal stuff (pumpkins, candy canes, valentines, Easter eggs etc)

Some ideas I couldn't come up with cheesy tag lines for:
Flowers
Stripes
Silly String
Camouflage
Make a mess (like this...)


Among many others. Most of these ideas all revolve around the same basic idea. However, you can expand on them as much as you like.

For a quick getaway: put tape on the backs of your paper stuff and then put a layer of wax paper over it.  The wax paper keeps the tape from sticking to other stuff and makes it so that you can escape very quickly.

KEEP IN MIND:  Do NOT use anything that will damage their car or paint! When you are taping things on use regular Scotch tape - NOT duct tape. Check your weather report before doing this as well.  I once heard that someone heart attacked their dates car and it rained that night. The guys car happened to be painted with only primer and the construction paper bled through.  That guy drove around with unmanly red hearts on his primer grey car for the rest of the time he had that poor thing.  He never found out who did it either. *cough it was my mom cough*

So there you have it, a bunch of random ideas of how you could trash- I mean, decorate your potential date's car! I hope this was helpful to you!

Good Luck!